Sunday, December 27, 2015

Terrific Taj

We spent yesterday driving to Agra (and back!) to see the Taj Mahal. Any ambitions I'd had (foolishly spurred on by online postings) of seeing more than that in Agra were quickly shattered: from the outskirts of the town to the Taj itself took us an HOUR. The traffic was truly appalling.

The decision to hire a car was predicated on multiple accounts (different sources, some of them credible) that the trains are often HOURS late as a result of fog during this season. Besides which, the nearest train station to the Taj Mahal involved a 6-km taxi or tuk-tuk ride, and the economics of traveling with seven plus the flexibility of our own driver convinced us fairly easily...even in the face of Jeremy's disappointment at not getting to ride on the Indian train system.

Our driver showed up promptly (only 15 min after we were supposed to leave, when we were still straggling up ourselves) driving the most enormous van I'd seen to that point. It had room for 14 passengers to be seated in comfort. Based on our experiences here, I would not be surprised to see it driven with 50 inside.


After we had driven through Delhi traffic for about 30 minutes or so, we came to a screeching halt on the side of the road. The driver got out, muttering something about toll taxes, and disappeared down below the edge of the road. We entertained ourselves by speculating whether he'd gone off to take a pit stop, or whether the toll booth was carefully hidden, or what. Besides that, we had a nest of tarpaulins to occupy us: Michael posited that it was a highway-side coconut stand, based on the coconut shells. Shortly afterwards, two young men started bustling around, taking off the tarpaulins to expose: two large stacks of precariously stacked coconuts, a sofa, and a "desk" made of a sculptured wall/balcony fragment. A point to Michael!

The tarpaulin removal exposed a small, gray, temporary shack down off the edge of the road. I joked that clearly it was the tollbooth! I joked too soon. It was.

The driver emerged from said shack with some paperwork that he presented at the (recognizable) toll booth that was only a few kilometers ahead. Go figure.

Like how the angled parking is between the lines?
Several hours of uneventful driving included a stop at a highway rest area. I must confess to some trepidation, but needs must, and my needs musted. So out we all got, and found ourselves at a remarkably modern complex, complete with eating area, convenience store, restrooms, and so on. Apart from an unavoidable lake of (clean) water next to the (modern, western) toilets (and the expected lack of TP, compensated for by carrying tissues everywhere), it was remarkably pleasant! We did get some fun and interesting snacks, though...to mixed reviews.

We arrived in Agra to be struck by how much more open (rural) poverty there was. It is a dusty, dirty country in any case, but the skeletal horses, cows, and (surprisingly) pigs was testament to the hard times experienced by so many in the area.
Decorated bus




I found the metal work very interesting!
Laundry day made for a beautiful view!

Cows sunbathing




Monkeys!
Mother with baby monkey!







Breakfast time in Agra

Carrying firewood...about 10 women in a row

Our first view of the Taj!
Agra's Red Fort

Roadside view in centralish Agra
We thought these leaf-bowls a nifty solution!

The underside really shows the texture.

This was our breakfast: normal and sweet samosas
Irritatingly, a "guide" who had been "called by the hotel" jumped on the bus at some point. When I asked if his services were already included in the price, he charmingly indicated no...but continued to talk persuasively about how helpful it would be, biggest crowd of the year, etc. We told him to scoot right back off the van and that we were going on our own.

The driver was shocked! I wonder how much kickback he would have received from this fellow...

Once there, we found (as in the Red Fort in Delhi) three separate lines at the ticket booth: men, women, and foreigners. I don't know how expensive the normal tickets were, but the expensive tickets MORE than paid for themselves: along with a complimentary bottle of water and shoe covers (woo hoo!), we also had expedited lines, both through security and through the building itself! Having seen the main entrance, we would have spent 5 hours in line just to get in...and I'm not joking. As it was, it took us about 20 minutes once we even got to the line.

Entry gate, with the Taj's domes visible behind
Seen through the entry gate
One small detail
Love all the angles and curves
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We've all seen pictures of the Taj Mahal. It is just striking in its elaborate simplicity: clean lines, with ornate stone inlay. What I hadn't realized was that it is a complex of several buildings that are lovely in their own right...and as part of this campus of buildings, just spectacular.   Inside the Taj Mahal, there are the sarcophagi of the builder and his wife. They are just splendid. Surrounded by a pierced and inlaid stone wall, they are heavily ornamented with floral inlays on a white marble base.  Just extraordinary work.

Of course, I needed something of the stonework, much of which is probably faked or otherwise an inferior product, but it is so very beautiful. Florence went into the shop with me (the only shop that didn't actively try for my custom), and  she was an amazing foile for the negotiations. I was the interested one, but Florence was her eminently practical self. There was a lovely plate there. Florence pointed out that we didn't need it. He dropped the price. I admired it. Florence said that the color was all wrong. He dropped the price. I admired it. Florence reminded me (in response to my timid suggestion that we could use it as a serving dish, ardently agreed with by our salesfriend) that marble is porous and will pick up stains. He dropped the price, while assuring me that this is most high quality marble that won't absorb (yeah, right, marble won't absorb grease...).  After the poor fellow had had enough of Florence's (earnestly intended) toying with him, I closed the deal. He may easily have got the better part of it, but I don't want to know. I can say, however, that it cost considerably less than the "great price" I was quoted at the Red Fort for a visibly inferior product. And at the end of the day, it wasn't a huge expense.

Some decided to hoof it back to the parking lot rather than waiting for the free shuttle bus, but I decided that a carriage ride would be completely fun. I managed to get a carriage ride for four for only a moderate ripoff rather than a complete ripoff, and absolutely enjoyed the ride back. Again, we felt terribly sorry for the horses, though, because they were all half-starved and with rheumy eyes. Perhaps we shouldn't have encouraged the trade? I don't know, because this sort of discussion can be so confusing....

Arriving back at the hotel after a dinner stop, we  realized that our road was blocked off for a street party. Complete with lights and streamers and...noise. You have NO IDEA how much noise. And, yes, Michael's and my room faced that street. I was honestly tired enough (and not feeling great...coming down with a head cold) that it didn't matter....I fell asleep to boomboomboom and then awoke with a start at three becasue everything had gone quiet!

Love,

Alexandra

Friday, December 25, 2015

Breakfast, scammers, parades, and more

After Christmas Day Mass, it was definitely time for breakfast. We stopped back by the hotel to finish getting ready, and then set off for some street food (the complimentary breakfast having finished at 10).

At this time, I asked our friendly concierge why-oh-why the limpets kept clinging to us so steadfastly and telling us that hotel taxis were not safe and could not be trusted. He laughed ruefully, and told us that the so-called "Government Tourist Offices" had nothing to do with the Indian Government, but were a scam against tourists. So the deal is that these scammers worked on commission. They would lure unsuspecting tourists to one of their "travel agencies" that would then book a HUGELY inflated tour. He showed us a video one of their clients who had been subject to an incredibly elaborate scam involving two agents at the train station, a rickshaw driver, and at least three more people in other locations. Quite impressive.

I also asked how much we should pay a tuk-tuk driver to get to the Red Fort. He said maximum 100 rupees per tuk-tuk. Armed with our information, we headed for the alley where the church was located...because I had also noted several different street food vendors there. The first fellow wanted too much for his chapatis, so we went down a stall or two and asked for some samosas. Ten rupees each (15 cents). We'll have seven, please! Oh, and gulab jamun? Give us four and we'll be happy campers. Is it okay if we all cram in here and eat beside the counter? Oh, go upstairs? Okay, then!

We went up incredibly steep and narrow stairs that curved around (open to the top floor; no safety railing) and found ourselves in a small space with four tables. Collaring two of the tables, we awaited our order. A friendly fellow came up, armed with dipping sauce), and we tucked in. Let me tell you, those were some of the finest samosas I have ever had. And the gulab jamun was outstanding.

Feeling sated, it was time to approach the tuk-tuk drivers. The first one I came to told me 150 rupees. I told him quite happily that the hotel manager had said a maximum of 100. "Okay, fine" (after some consultation with the second driver). On our way, the driver of the tuk-tuk we were in picked up a friend. When we arrived at a rather crazy intersection, they stopped and said that the Red Fort was just around the corner, a short walk away. Having paid them off, we strode up in the way we'd been told and saw nothing promising. I asked some armed guards, and they said, "Red Fort? Red Fort?" ... at which point, I knew we had a problem. They ended up deciding it was 2-3 km away in a particular direction, and offered to help us with ground transportation. We had had quite enough of that for the moment, and besides, we were in the Chandni Chowk market (also on our list, but for the afternoon). No problem, we would invert the itinerary.

Coming up to a traffic circle, we heard loudspeakers and what sounded like political posturing. We think, but are not sure, that there was some sort of rally (possibly for the Indian Nationalist Party? according to Michael, since they were wearing orange turbans). Then we moved through a cadre of motorcycle cops (two per motorcycle) wielding batons. Big thumping sticks, not sparkly things that cheerleaders toss.
Parade queen?

Then we realized: there was a parade to come! We saw musicians in burgundy velvet, floats, school children, and more. This is when it first took a turn for the weird: rather than our watching the performers, they were eyeing us. Many kids came over to shake our hands and say hello, with a fascinated look in their eyes. Could there really be that few anglos/Europeans in Delhi? Apparently so, as seen in later encounters.
These snacks were handed to us from a cardboard box
We regularly saw people
carrying loads on their heads.


We had a delightful time in the Chandni Chowk (including a snack of puri and chick peas, where the chick peas were sculpted into an 18"-high-mound, and the puri were fried before your eyes), and after
HOURS made it to the Red Fort.

We liked these seed pods...about 2 feet long!
Detail on Red Fort












The ticket purchase was an interesting experience: men went in one line, and women in another. As luck would have it, it wasn't labeled and I was completely unobservant (although not the only woman in the line). A security guard came up to us and said, "no line, no line" but at this point I'm as leery of uniforms as of anyone else, based on the information I've had about scammers. He led me over to the bottom of the steps next to the women's line and gestured to the left. But the only thing there was the men's kiosk!

Did he expect me to cut in line in front of the native women? Not happening. I looked a bit more and then saw the label: "Tickets for foreigners." Okay, fine. And, no, there wasn't a line.  So I zipped up there and found  some rather flummoxed individuals who appeared never to have sold tickets to foreigners before. That'll be 250 rupees (for what it's worth, tickets for citizens are 10 rupees).  Since 250 rupees is less than $4 a ticket, it was not exactly a hardship. Oh, and if you're less than 15, you don't pay.

The Red Fort was built by a Moghul emperor in 1650 or so, and is largely built from red sandstone, hence its name.

It is actually a rather large campus, with gardens, museums, and so on. Getting there as late in the day as we had, we were already feeling fatigued, but we went through one of the museums. And this was where it got really strange. As Florence later put it, "I'm used to being a tourist, but I'm NOT used to being a tourist attraction!" People stared, wanted to have their photos taken with us, handed the kids their babies to hold while being photographed. It was ratherdisconcerting to see schoolchildren practically forming a line (or a crush, anyway) to have their photo taken with the kids. Serious paparazzi action going on.


















We were all enchanted by these "squir-munks"...
looked like chipmunks, but acted like squirrels. Plus, they
had a fuzzy tail.

Green parakeets. And they were SERIOUSLY green in the light!


The kids posing with other kids



Florence posing










Having escaped from there, we decided to go to the Jima Masjid, a Moslem mosque that was nearby. The honking, noise, and general over-stimulation had had their toll on Florence, so we got one tuk-tuk load and went home, while the others went to the mosque. Unfortunately, as it turned out, they got there too late (within an hour of sunset) to see it, so they arrived home nearly simultaneously with us.

Love,

Alexandra